Many of you have probably heard of this, for those who have not, if you have a mobile porn jones, then you should definitely get seesmic or some other twitter client and follow:

@ilikegirlsdaily

He has a constant stream of hot amateur babe shots that, well, they are hard to beat since the amateur tail is always hotter than the pro jobs.

Check him out!

Well for starters I can say her last name is retarded. However, that would be focusing on the negative when there is so much HOT HOT positive to talk about.

Amber Heard Naked

She recently did a ‘classy’ photo shoot where she, conincidentally, also showed her tits.

Ladies, just because it is in black and white and you have a giant marshmallow on your head while holding a marching band baton doesn’t make what your doing high art. It merely makes what you’re doing porno with a little more going on.

Not that there is anything wrong with that. By all means, keep snapping those photos.

The moral of this story is, Amber Heard provides much boneration and for that I applaud her.

More pix after the break.

OH and if you didn’t already know, Amber is into fucking guys and girls. So she’s hot and half a lesbian…she gets hotter by the second.

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Lindsay Lohan gives me wood.

So I’m semi-back and this had to be the post to do it, right?

As we all know, Lindsay Lohan is a bit of a train wreck. As we all know but have variously levels of comfort in admitting, Ms. Lohan is also hot as hell.

Thankfully, her career sucks so much that she has to try anything to regain relevance and her latest strategy is to pose in Playboy.

This site has some of the photos and my god they are hot.

I would recommend for any guy to not bang her with anything less than a nuclear resistant grade condom but to do it in any event.

The issue is hitting stands any day now and I know I’m getting it.

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She may be a lousy drunk and a talentless actress. However, she is cute, has nice tits and occasionally lets her nipples slip out of her dresses; so she’ll always be aces in my book.

Check out the picture and some other ‘set up’ pictures after the break.

look like the tightest vag ever, I’m going to err on the side of caution.

So for our 18+ viewers (or older if you aren’t allowed to look at naked chicks where you are–just a reminder) here is an upskirt shot of Jamie Lynn Sigler.

Bring on the sex tape!

Check out the shots after the break.

She basically looks like she has the tightest pussy on earth which doesn’t hurt her likeability factor any.

I’m not sure if I posted this one already but it has been popping up in some of the forum I frequent so figured it couldn’t hurt to toss it up there since my rapidshare account expired and I’m not sure how many of the files survived the account lapsing the grace period. (as long as people keep DL’ing them they should be fine. If you find a broken one, let me know in the comments since I can pretty much always find a vid again since I am OCD about bookmarking those things)

Check out the screens and DL link after the break. (I should warn you that ziddu kinda sucks. It has a billion pop up ads but none of them seem malicious so I guess that’s one positive)

http://www.ziddu.com/downloadfile/1868696/ngfp.wmv.html

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Needless to say, if Keeley Hazell nude is for you and I don’t know why her nude wouldn’t be, then this is the post for you.

Check out a little collection of newer shots of Keeley’s supreme tits after the break. (and welcome to the viewers checking us out on their mobile phones-I am iPhone capable as well)

Some boobies are coming up in about 30 seconds. Stay tuned…

Porn on your mobile phone. You can’t go wrong. (until someone sees you and confirms you are a big perv…like me. )

One of the big projects was making the celeb site mobile browser friendly which I am proud to announce will be coming to this site in about 2 minutes so you can sneak a peek at boobies any time of day.

That said, I will be adding some content up later on today. I have about 90 Keeley Hazell tit shots to toss up here and judging by web sit stats, that’s not something anyone is going to complain too much about.

Stay tuned!