Amber Heard…what can I say about Amber Heard?
Well for starters I can say her last name is retarded. However, that would be focusing on the negative when there is so much HOT HOT positive to talk about.
Amber Heard Naked
She recently did a ‘classy’ photo shoot where she, conincidentally, also showed her tits.
Ladies, just because it is in black and white and you have a giant marshmallow on your head while holding a marching band baton doesn’t make what your doing high art. It merely makes what you’re doing porno with a little more going on.
Not that there is anything wrong with that. By all means, keep snapping those photos.
The moral of this story is, Amber Heard provides much boneration and for that I applaud her.
More pix after the break.
OH and if you didn’t already know, Amber is into fucking guys and girls. So she’s hot and half a lesbian…she gets hotter by the second.
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Lindsay Lohan gives me wood.
So I’m semi-back and this had to be the post to do it, right?
As we all know, Lindsay Lohan is a bit of a train wreck. As we all know but have variously levels of comfort in admitting, Ms. Lohan is also hot as hell.
Thankfully, her career sucks so much that she has to try anything to regain relevance and her latest strategy is to pose in Playboy.
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Mischa Barton has let the ladies fly free on more than a few occasions. Once again she treats us to another nip slip of her very nice, very perky tits.
She may be a lousy drunk and a talentless actress. However, she is cute, has nice tits and occasionally lets her nipples slip out of her dresses; so she’ll always be aces in my book.
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I kinda debated putting this on the ‘normal’ site but even though it looks like it’s just her thigh fat making it
look like the tightest vag ever, I’m going to err on the side of caution.
So for our 18+ viewers (or older if you aren’t allowed to look at naked chicks where you are–just a reminder) here is an upskirt shot of Jamie Lynn Sigler.
Bring on the sex tape!
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I only reference the Olympics because she is painted gold like some kind of trophy an Olympian would wear in a couple of these shots.
Needless to say, if Keeley Hazell nude is for you and I don’t know why her nude wouldn’t be, then this is the post for you.
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Yeah so these came out a week ago and I kept putting them off since I just have been killed with shit at the dentist and work.
Keeley Hazell needs no introduction if you found her on this site. You know who she is. You know of her 100% perfect tits and nice NICE body.
If you aren’t sick of seeing Keeley’s tits (and why on earth would you be?) check out the shots after the break. Continue reading ‘Keeley Hazell in Maximal France’
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Keeley Hazell was nude in Nuts magazine.
Are we going to complain about seeing Keeley Hazell topless again? I didn’t think so.
I’m not sure if it’s still on news stands in the UK or if it is on stands in the US at all, but I know a friend is supposed to be mailing me a copy soon. So pick it up if you can. Nothing beats the full size shots on paper in my book.
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Whitney Port is the ‘other girl’ on The Hills. The one who just kinda seemed to pop up and fills in the space between LC and the impossibly gorgeous Audrina Patridge.
Well, Whitney just upped her stock a bit more.
Check out these nip slip pix of her while she was out dining. I don’t know how you don’t notice that your tittie is hanging out, but I’m happy she is able to tell.
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Sorry I am a day or two late on this, but who cares? It’s Megan Fox basically topless.
You just have to imagine that her nipples have somehow kinda blended into the rest of her tit.
Needless to say, she looks absolutely stunning.
This is from the set of her new film Jennifer’s Body.
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I’m not sure if Nuts is available in the US, if it is, I might need to pick up this issue. There is nothing quite like having the hardcopy of pix that the internet still doesn’t totally capture.
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