This has nothing to do with celebrities but I don’t care. I decided I’m just going to post whatever the fuck I want.
a friend of mine works for an adoption agency and got this e-mail and response from a ‘gentlemen’ looking to adopt a child. I’m still dying.
I mean seriously, this sounds like Sascha Baron Cohen trying out a new bit with Borat.
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Actual inquiry email and reason #419 I want to blow up my computer:
My name is REDACTED and I\’m very proud professional dog trainer and also i make very good ring fights for them.
I train more than 150 dogs and i became very famous now!
Anyway, i make 2nd wife 4 years ago (1st one go to family, we divorce), me and 2nd wife we make too much sexy time but no kids, i know this a big problem! but its ok woman always make problem…. but im good and i manage woman good.
ok now lets talk business, i have too much money and wife and me we want to take 2 boys or 1 boy and 1 girl but no black color.
when can we come and chose and pay money?
I wait for your email.
Thank you very much.
REPLY HE SENT AFTER SHE SENT THE ‘ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?’ REPLY A NORMAL PERSON MIGHT EXPECT:
Continue reading ‘When “Borat” Tries To Adopt a Child’
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Oooh just testing the new android app that lets you big mobile. Maybe this will let me post a lot more. We shall see.
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Audrina Patridge is a Sexy Santa
My god….the all-things-Audrina policy rolls on into it’s 900 year. She is just hot as hell and again I ask why the continued lack of cameos on TV and film?
Sure she acts about as well as a Ziplock full of mud and thistles but she’s hot and that’s all I demand of my TV/Film hotties.
The only bad part about Audrina Patridge dressed as a sexy Santa is that for the first time ever I find myself thinking; “man, I’d love to fuck the shit out of Santa!”
I need to call my therapist and work out that problem. In the meantime, those who aren’t similarly afflicted can enjoy the rest of the shots after the break. Continue reading ‘I wanna take Santa to the bone zone: Audrina Patridge Dressed As SEXY Santa Edition’
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There was a false Tweet earlier today that went out with a link to a bullshit press report saying the Jove died of a heart attack and was in a coma but not in a coma but dead of a sliver…basically a confusing ball of bullshit that anyone who is not retarded would know is bullshit.
However, seeing as 80% of the human population is retarded, it was retweeted to death and multiple sources picked up on it.
So to repeat once more ladies, and men who like men in the way straight ladies do, Bon Jovi is still available for your masturbatory fantasies.
See a video after the break. Continue reading ‘Jon Bon Jovi is NOT dead. Repeat: NOT DEAD’
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Yeah these are a little older (like 5 months old) and I felt a little guilty writing another ‘hey yeah, I’m here but not here’ post.
Furthermore, I’m still in the ‘I think Audrina Patridge is hot as hell and should be on my TV all the time’ camp.
So yeah this is from her 26th birthday in Las Vegas and who gives a fuck? She’s in a bikini and looks facemeltingly hot. Though I think she was sexier as a brunette she looks good in her natural color as well.
Enjoy more below. Continue reading ‘Audrina Patridge in a Bikini’
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OK so yeah it’s been almost 2 years huh? Whoops. I have no excuses. Just life being a bitch I guess. Plus I got some notification that someone hacked one of my directories. ‘Hooray’
The site does pay for itself technically so I don’t have to worry about that, but I’m not sure if it is worth getting e-mails from the hosting company telling me about people hacking me. We’ll see. We’ll see.
Front end is pretty much done though I guess. Silver linings?
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Well, 3 months is better than 10 months right? More updates soon. I’ve been SOOO busy trying to prep auditions for music school and am working on re-imagining the front end of the site to be more ‘unified’ in concept etc.
Will post soon!
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So Vanessa Hudgens might be retarded.
About a year ago photos of her that she took to entice her boyfriend, Zac Efron, were leaked and she was allegedly embarrassed by the event.
Well, here we are today and she is nude again sending pix to her boyfriend Zac Efron.
Uhhh so is she retarded or is there something else to blame?
There have been reports of Efron romancing Megan Fox and Vanessa being angry about it. Of course she denies it but what better way to get the attention back on you then leaking nude photos once again?
It might work, Nessa. However, Megan Fox fully clothed is still about a billion times hotter than you. You could put a parka on Megan Fox and you could be nude holding a case of beer and most dudes are gonna go with Megan.
NSFW pix after the break. UPDATE: Removed. It turns out she only re-leaked older photos of herself from when she was almost 18 but not quite. (I’m sure her having a movie come out this week was no motivation either) LAME. Continue reading ‘Vanessa Hudgens Nude Redux. Megan Fox To Blame?’
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Katy Perry has a fabulous rack.
Katy Perry has a pretty decent body.
Katy Perry still has some pretty shitty music.
However, let’s remember, Katy Perry has a nice rack. Let us also remember that nice racks look nice in little pink bikinis.
Thank you Katy. (for the pick not the shitty music.)
A few more shots after the break. Continue reading ‘Katy Perry In A Pink Bikini’
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