Uhh…I really don’t know what to say…"That’s a lovely daughter you have there, Ms. Dion"
I’m not opposed to dudes having long hair, I have long hair myself…but when you are this "fair" perhaps it’s a good idea for mom to butch you up a bit. Wow…
Archive for May, 2007
So FOX Studios released $10,000 worth of quarters in a marketing blitz for the upcoming sequel to the hit film Fantastic 4, starring Jessica Alba.
The Silver Surfer, the main villain in the new film, was painted on the reverse of each quarter with the help of the Franklin Mint a company that specializes in making shit memorabilia such as coins.
People lucky enough to get a quarter could log onto the website on the coin for chances at prizes.
However, Fox and the Franklin Mint are obviously the only people left in the US who don’t know you can’t make you own money. Seriously, who the fuck doesn’t know this? Is there any country that allows you to redo their money as you may see fit? Fox and Franklin claimed ignorance on the situation.
However, all the headlines the illegal move has grabbed will probably end up being worth it in the end as the fine won’t be THAT huge and now Fox & Franklin Mint are getting all the free advertising they can handle from the story. Which probably means they did it intentionally and the fines should be raised on this sort of shit.
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A man in Israel was woken up in the middle of the night when a leopard awoke him as it was trying to eat his pet cat.
The big cat got in because he neglected to shut his door. He managed to wrestle the cat to the ground and wildlife authorities took it away.
Authorities say there are only about 10 leopards left in Israel.
Now, many call this man lucky and brave and all that. However, I have a piece of advice, for anyone really, if you live in an area that even 1 leopard might be living in and you have pets that looks like tasty treats to them….CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR!
Aside from that, I don’t see what is so heroic about wrestling a leopard. I do this 4 times a week, I call it the warm up for my workout…pussies.
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82 year old Paul Newman has called it a day on his acting career. After 50 years in the business, Newman had this to say in a recent interview:
"I’m not able to work anymore as an actor at the level I would want
to," Newman, who won the Golden Globe for Most Promising Newcomer in
1957, told GMA. "You start to lose your memory, your
confidence, your invention. So that’s pretty much a closed book for
me…I’ve been doing it for 50 years. That’s enough."
It is physically impossible to make fun of Paul in any way. He’s always been a class act and, to my memory, hasn’t ever been pulled out of a ladies toilet with vomit covering his clothes after leaving rehab for the 90th time. Oh and he could actually act.
You won’t find many like Paulie in Hollywood anymore. Enjoy retirement.
31
May
Celebrity Nudes !
A gallery showing today in NY will reveal; TOTALLY reveal some B-/C+ celebs in a photobook by Marc Baptiste called, Nudes…What the fuck else did you think it would be called?
Appearing in this magnum opus are: Kelis, Gabrielle Union, Erika Christensen and Devon Aoki. See what I mean about C+ list celebs? In addition to that, you might have to have a hardcore chubby chasing fetish as Erika Christensen has been looking REALLY beefy lately.
To each their own I supposed. More info on where you can see the opening can be found HERE
Erika pre-beef chief days NSFW
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31
May
Top 5 Apology Songs
Attention pussies, your soundtrack is here. The TOP 5 Apology songs have been compiled. Here are the songs you will weep yourself to sleep to while putting them on a "I’m a sad sorry pussy" mix CD: (or be embarrassed when one of the songs on here is one you actually really really like)
- “Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word” Elton John
- “I’m Sorry” Brenda Lee
- “I Apologize” Husker Du
- “Divorce Song” Liz Phair
- “The Apology Song” The Decemberists
For the logic behind why these were picked, click HERE
I am a total dork. I saw this thing when it was still a university project prototype. Microsoft picked it up to develop and it is INCREDIBLE! It looks like the interface from Minority Report. Everything on the comuter screen is control by your touch on screen. You can even place a device on teh screen and it will recognize the contents with no need for wires.
I need it bad. Too bad I’ll have to wait til Winter 2007. Christmas gift anyone? I’ll send you my mailing address and Amazon wish list. It will only set you back $5K-$10K, WELL worth it.
E! is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has definitely checked herself into rehab. Though most people being contacted are being cryptic, Lindz’ mother had this to say:
"We’re still figuring it all out. We’re all just figuring it out."
Yeah, probably because you are still drunk/high yourself and still don’t know what happened. Sober up and answer the question a little later, babycakes.
Trust me folks. If you’ve spent anytime at all near the Crescent Heights/Sunset intersection at night, you have seen mom and daughter* hopping bars on occasion and neither one looks the least bit sober.
What a wonderful role model to have. I can’t figure out why your daughter is a disaster, Dina. Can you?
cont.
Continue reading ‘Lindsay Lohan: Definitely In Rehab, Mother: Still Dumb’
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The new co-chairmen of NBC have announced and end to "Supersizing" episodes of their popular Thursday night shows in hope of gaining more ratings. In their words "It’s just not a good idea to have shows that start at 9:23pm"
Yeah in theory it’s not, if you feel your shows suck and won’t carry the audience into the next half hour which is what this move tacitly suggests.
Of course, SOME people have the "it makes it tougher to record the shows!" tac. Uh…3 key things"
- DVR’s can record at least 2 channels at once.
- Learn to read a fucking channel listing
- Set recording times accordingly.
Sources of Page 6 have reported that Ozzy was supposed to do a duet with Sanjaya on the American Idol finale.
At the last moment, Ozzy had a moment of clarity (yes, you read that correctly) when he realized Sanjaya is a fucking tool and he would look like and idiot if he shared the stage with the American Oddle.
So those wondering why the hell Joe Perry did the duet with Sanjaya, now you know why. Ozzy still has some standards and Joe Perry, clearly doesn’t.
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