30
May
07

Lindsay Lohan: Definitely In Rehab, Mother: Still Dumb

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E! is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has definitely checked herself into rehab. Though most people being contacted are being cryptic, Lindz’ mother had this to say:

"We’re still figuring it all out. We’re all just figuring it out."

Yeah, probably because you are still drunk/high yourself and still don’t know what happened. Sober up and answer the question a little later, babycakes.

Trust me folks. If you’ve spent anytime at all near the Crescent Heights/Sunset intersection at night, you have seen mom and daughter* hopping bars on occasion and neither one looks the least bit sober.

What a wonderful role model to have. I can’t figure out why your daughter is a disaster, Dina. Can you?

cont.

Even though the rehab is an obviously ploy to try to avoid jail time,
it’s pretty clear Lindz needs to spend a week or two in lock up to get
a jolt of reality. Drinking and doing coke then driving and smashing
your car up a curb into a tree and leaving the scene of the accident is
1000% uncool. I doubt any average person would get a walk on it either.
Lindsay shouldn’t be an exception.

*or at least impersonators who look one hell of a lot like them.

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