You wait in line 900 hours, only to open up your iPhone in the parking lot and smash it up a bit. Nice one, douche.
Archive for June, 2007
30
Jun
iPhone Demolition
One of the Wienermobiles was pulled over in Tuscon, Arizona literally 20 minutes ago because it was driving with stolen license plates.
However, the plates were showing up stolen because a few weeks prior, a Wienermaster thought that his Wienermobile had been stolen and the record of the theft wasn’t taken off the record.
All is fine. The Wienermobile was merely a victim of shoddy record keeping. Your wiener supply shall not be interrupted.
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It’s pretty safe to say that when you literally need steel to hold your midsection in place, it might be time to cut back on the steak dinners with apple pie to wash it down everyday.
What in the fuck is this thing she’s wearing?!?!?
1-18-08: OK so I noticed TONS of people have been coming to this post to see the picture and yet no one used the option in the ‘missing images’ tab above to let me know that it was missing. I only discovered it by chance (because I forgot what the post was about and wanted refresher)
So for those of you who were eagerly looking for the ridiculous chastity belt Beyonce is rockin’ here it is:
Who doesn’t love a sex scandal? It seems that all the sports talk on ESPN’s morning show, Cold Pizza, gets some of the hosts a bit too worked up.
A former makeup artist for the show claims that host Jay Crawford and sportswriter Woody Paige constantly barraged her with sexual propositions and plenty of groping sessions.
On one occasion, Woody grabbed her ass so hard she nearly leaped outta her skin.
I don’t condone their behavior, but can’t you kinda expect some kind of sexual chicanery when you are hanging around a guy who names himself after a boner?
I guess some dudes just haven’t gotten the memo that the shit that flied in the 1950’s is a bit more "frowned upon" now.
Enjoy losing all your money, dipshits.
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Brad Renfro was found to be in violation of his probation from a heroin bust last year.
Part of the condition of his probation was his promised enrollment in a drug rehab program.
Apparently, his continued freedom is of little consequence to him. People reports:
Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Dorothy Reyes and Deputy District
Attorney Lydia Spencer warned Renfro that enrollment in an 18-month to
three-year outpatient program is one of the conditions of his probation
– and if he violates it two more times, they can sentence him to a
live-in rehab program or to jail time.
This dumb son of a bitch only had to enter rehab to avoid jail, but apparently that was too hard. Perhaps he can exchange tips with Paris on how to spruce up a prison cell. He probably deserves a little jail time at this point since the easy way out didn’t appeal to him.
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I have been resisting stories about Chris Benoit as I didn’t think anyone gave that much of a shit that a guy who pumped ‘roids into his body flipped out and killed a bunch of people. Hard to believe a roid freak would do that, I know. Sadly, there have been 60 pro wrestlers under the age of 45 who have died in the last 10 years so them killing themselves and others hasn’t been all that uncommon.
However, this twist makes it VERY interesting…
Fox is reporting that someone updated Benoit’s Wikipedia entry to say that that his wife was dead a full 13 hours before she was found by police.
Apparently the IP addresses indicate that the poster was from Connecticut. Coincidentally, the home of the WWE (parent company of ECW, Benoit’s league) Wiki pulled the entry citing insufficient evidence.
Later, another poster from Australia posted the same thing 20 minutes later with slightly more substantiation but it was pulled again for lack of sufficient evidence.
Could he have been updating his Wiki entry through proxy servers? That just adds a whole new level of sickness. Or did the WWE know more than they are letting on?
NOW I’m getting interested in this story. There ya go boys and girls. You hooked me.
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28
Jun
Spice World Re-Redux
Couldn’t get enough of the Spice Girls in the last post?
- Consult your doctor for dementia
- watch this featurette they put together about the reunion.
28
Jun
Spice World Redux?
The Spice Girls are set to reunite for 11 shows in January and December. The move is expected to net each of them about $20 Million a piece. Yes, that’s just an ass hair shy of $2 Million per show to basically do a karaoke show for an audience. Not bad work if you can get it.
As long as they don’t put out another fucking movie or album/single I’m fine with this since I won’t have to listen to this shit anyway.
Not to be totally crass…OK I do intend to be crass…but is it just me or does it look like 4 of the 5 (Ok maybe 3.5 out of 5-Sporty Spice isn’t THAT heinous yet) of these girls forgot to turn the wheel before careening into the wall of aging badly?
This pic looks like an evolutionary chart of hotness. Bag on Vicky all you want, but the girl has taken care of her self and still looks pretty damn good (P.S. She is no skinnier now than she used to be, I never uderstood the "she’s anorexic NOW!!" cries of anguish). I’d throw it to her.
I will post a "before & after" shot after the jump so you can get a better sense of comparison.
Continue reading ‘Spice World Redux?’
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TMZ is reporting that they have talked with police officials who have confirmed that Lindsay Lohan was more than twice the legal limit and had cocaine in her system when she crashed her car and fled the scene about a month ago.
Oh there you are, I thought you weren’t going to wake up after you fainted from learning that shocking news. Don’t worry, I won’t reveal the reports that the sky is, in fact blue; I’m not sure if your heart could handle that.
I will be taking bets on how much time she will do*. My guess is less than 10 days. This could be fun. What do you think?
Continue reading ‘Sit Down: Lindsay Lohan Is A Drunk Cokehead’
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This is video of cops acting like assholes*** beating the shit out of some kids who look like they are about 14 (including girls) for the horrendous crime of skateboarding in Arkansas.
I’ve ridden for years and have had asshole cops rough me up in places where no ordinance against skateboarding existed. They DON’T give a shit. If it’s illegal in their mind, it’s go time.
If signs are posted and shit should the kids be riding there? No. Though I’m sure the law could be challenged and overturned if they allow other forms of non-bipedal transportation on the sidewalks as it’s happened in many municipalities around the country.
Should the cops be kicking the shit out of kids for what is an offense that calls for a $50 ticket and a "get the fuck out of here" offense? No.
The police in this video have been put on leave and will hopefully be brought up on criminal and civil charges. I really really get worked up over this shit. Thank god for video tapes.
***no, I’m not saying ALL cops are assholes. Though there are a lot who are when it comes to skateboarding, there are good cops. Hell, I’ve even had some cops bust out a board from their trunk and skate with us. Sadly, most of them get so worked up over the horrible act of rolling down a sidewalk on a skateboard that they ruin it for the good ones.
Now on to the videos: (pt 1 is here, Pt. 2 is after the jump)
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