14
Jun
07

Angelina Jolie Is a Bitch

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Angelina Jolie and Bradd Pitt showed up at her premiere for, "A Mighty Heart" a film about the abduction and slaughter of journalist Daniel Pearl in NY last night.

That isn’t what makes her a bitch, what makes her a raving, self obsessed, lunatic bitch, are the reports that she was initially thinking of banning some news outlets from asking questions and putting limits on the number and content of questions.

OK a few key points:

  1. you are only famous because journalists ask you questions and put you in the fucking paper.
  2. the irony of being in a film about a man who believed deeply in free speech and denying speech in promoting it is completely lost on you.
  3. and finally, you refuse to have sex with me, which makes any woman in the same boat a bitch. If I call them that enough, maybe they will come around. Dammit. Dammit!!!!

P.S. That is the queen of Jordan she is kissing in that pic in case you were wondering. ;)

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  • sarahS

    Hello–didn’t you watch the Daily Show last night? It was her representatives that sent out the press-censoring memo, not her. She had nothing to do with it.

  • http://profile.typekey.com/manny75586/ papa bear

    The Daily Show? I prefer to be amused by television. :p
    Nah, I heard they are laying it on the publicist but until they are fired I have no reason to believe she didn’t motivate them to send out the contracts.
    You know as well as I these people do everything possible not to piss off their celeb clients and I’m sure something that would make someone look like this much of an asshole qualifies.
    The word I am hearing is, Fox (the main company who was targeted) called her people up and gently reminded her of the string of Fox movies she has been in and suggested she not be a bitch to them if she would like to continue to collect their millions. ;)


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