Julia Roberts gave birth today to her third child. Her other twins were named Hazel and Phinneaus. This kid is named Henry.
Apparently, Julia is conducting a social experiment to see how bad one group of your kids can get the shit kicked out of them in school for having stupid fucking names and how their jealously will express itself on the child who wasn’t doomed by mom and dad with a horrible old person’s name.
Good luck, Henry and remember to take care of your siblings when they are in the mental hospital from all the abuse HEAPED upon them…mostly by me.
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