TMZ is reporting that they have talked with police officials who have confirmed that Lindsay Lohan was more than twice the legal limit and had cocaine in her system when she crashed her car and fled the scene about a month ago.
Oh there you are, I thought you weren’t going to wake up after you fainted from learning that shocking news. Don’t worry, I won’t reveal the reports that the sky is, in fact blue; I’m not sure if your heart could handle that.
I will be taking bets on how much time she will do*. My guess is less than 10 days. This could be fun. What do you think?
*I’m not really taking bets, dickheads.*
P.S. Is it me or is her guy looking a little bulbous in that pic? They must feed people REALLY well in rehab.
P.P.S I would still totally do her.
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