OK, now that I’m running and rockin’ again…I’ve decided to start a new feature. Mugshots are fun, but what’s REALLY happening in the mugshot? Our maiden voyage begins with Lindsay Lohan.
First, take a look at the eyes. I’ve seen tomatoes with less red on them. Perhaps she thought she could fool someone into thinking she wasn’t drinking, we call that person Ricky Retardo.
Second, the nose. It also has some redness. Now I don’t know much, but either she was sniffing a belt sander a bit too close, or she was snorting some sweet, sweet, nose candy about 15 seconds before this was taken.
Lastly, mouth open in a suggestive gape. I can only conclude she is doing what we’d all do, offering a blow job to the cop in exchange for her freedom. From this we can deduce one or more of the following: The cop booking her is gay or blind; she REALLY sucks at giving head (does anyone believe that?); or he was bribed by Britney to take the heat off of her (see the next post up). I’m going with C.
Now I think we have a more complete view of what is behind the mugshot.
P.S. She still looks sexy as hell in that mugshot and I would SO do her. Seriously, Lindsay. I’ll be the father you never had, the father who has sex with you several hundred times a day. Think about it.
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