Lindsay Lohan’s Guide To A Successful 2007
1) Get arrested for a hit and run DUI
2) fail at rehab and enter 3 times in 6 months
3) Get arrested for another DUI after kidnapping 2 people and stealing a car while awaiting trial on the first DUI
4) Have kidnap victims weigh whether or not to sue your ass
5) Have people declare you uninsurable
6) Have your new movie tank HARDCORE
7) Have Dina and Michael Lohan as parents
Have another lady SUE you for hitting her car as TMZ is now reporting.
You keep living that dream, baby!
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