Reports are swirling that Owen Wilson was let out of the hospital secretly and is now staying at Harrelson’s house.
OK! is reporting that Luke Wilson has been seen going in and out of Harrelson’s house lending credence to the rumors.
Though no official sighting of Own has been made yet.
This makes the 90th “Owen Wilson is [insert location here]” rumor so far. He is going to have to trade evasion secrets with Nessie soon. We’ll have to wait to see how this plays out.
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The AP is reporting that 10 WWE wrestlers will be suspended for steroid use. No list of the names of people being suspended has been revealed.
The big shock is that it’s only 10. It’s pretty obvious that it’s a widely abused drug in the wrestling biz.
No word yet on if more action will be taken but the fall out from the Chris Benoit disaster keeps on coming. Though getting rid of steroids probably isn’t the worst thing ever. Continue reading ‘WWE Suspends 10 For Steroids’
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John Travolta hasn’t ever been accused of being a straight arrow. He’s always had some quirks. However, this bit from Rush & Malloy seems a bit….ummmm…yeah:
“There was a bully on my block who teased me for 8 years. When I was 13, I found the strength to lift him over my head and throw him on the ground. I felt so vindicated. After that, we were good friends. So maybe that’s how you know you’re my friend – if I lift you over my head and [gorilla] slam you.”
He is some face paint and ill fitting speedos away from being Nature Boy Rick Flair’s new tag team partner. Who the hell gorilla slams people in a fight? More importantly, who allows themselves to be gorilla slammed in a fight? Goddamn.
I guess I know not to talk shit about Travolta…well, at least not to his face.
Continue reading ‘John Travolta, Vince MacMahon Is Calling’
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What in the fuck is this? Read this quote from Now magazine:
‘I don’t think we’ve ever said “I love you”. I mean I’m sure we have, but we would punch each other in the arm first,’ says Angelina, 32. Â
Are they 12? Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie punch each other in the arm? Does he tug on her pig tails too and call her poo poo breath? C’mon!
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think they should gush all over each other all day shouting “I love you!” or something. I want to take a baseball bat and shove it up the ass of douchebags like that sideways.
This is just stupid though. I ‘get’ the loveless marriage…I guess I guess I could just use the term ‘marriage’ as ‘loveless marriage’ is kinda redundant, but I don’t get the junior high school bullshit. Grow the fuck up, Brangelina. Continue reading ‘Brangelina Are In Junior High School’
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Britney Spears had her finances reavealed in court documents in the case between her and K-fed.
Before you read the numbers, remind yourself that she, for all intents and purposes, hasn’t worked in over 3 years. OK, you ready now for her monthly take?
$737,000+ per month. WHHHHHAAAAAATTTT?
OK, does this mean that everyone has to shut the fuck up with the ‘Britney is going to go broke” bullshit? I guess royalties in the music business are paying better than ever.
Also on that note, will the RIAA please stuff a cock in it? No more “you are stealing money from the artists!” shit. I wish someone would steal from me to the tune of $10 million per.
One last note on the court paper, my favorite part is the sarcastic tone of it, listing Britney as “clearly the monied party in this case” ya think? Continue reading ‘Britney Spears Is Broke*’
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Well, Keira Knightley showed up at the Venice Film Festival to premiere her new film Atonement (which is supposed to be pretty good) and it’s safe to say she isn’t going to be modeling anytime soon.
I am just wondering if one of the photogs yelled out; “Keira! Make the dumbest looking half a smile you possibly can to take your hotness down a notch or 12! Gold baby! Thank you!”
Not good. Not, not good.
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Man, I’ve seen hot and then I’ve seen HOT. Sienna and her old but now new again boyfriend were out celebrating the launch of her new fashion line in London. It looks like she had fun…lots and lots of fun.
Regarding her seemingly rekindled romance, she had this to say to The Daily Mail UK:
While Miller has denied she’s dating the actor, he has certainly been a constant presence in her life in recent times and has even been staying at her London flat since they returned together from Ibiza earlier this month.
“Rhys and I are just friends, we’ve known each other for years, we are definitely not sleeping together.
“He’s crashing on my couch because his boat is flooded and I’m being the good samaritan and providing him with a roof over his head.”
I don’t remember too many good Samaritans who’ve let me fuck ‘em and make out all over the place with them who are also pretty hot but, hey, maybe it’s a cultural difference between the US and the UK. Although, I probably could looking at what a wreck Rhys looks like and how drunk and sloppy Sienna looks. Continue reading ‘Redefinition-SEXY: Sienna Miller & Rhys Ifans Edition’
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While it seems like all the odds are stacked against Ms. Britney these days she does have one confidante.
50 Cent has thrown his two (unwanted?) cents in on why Britney has issues. He tells The Sun UK:
“I think she brought too many people in. Kevin, whatever his name is, who is he?
“She made him a star.
“She should have left his ass in the closet, there he would have stayed and everything would have been exactly the way it needed to be.”
Yeah, this was the general consensu…3 fucking years ago, Curtis. Get with it. Though I woulnd’t expect someone who’s sound is played out and about as current as bronze age weapons technology is to ‘get it’ on any level.
Get back to work on leaking your album early so you can avoid the embarrassment of retiring when Kanye whoops you. That was your promise, asshole.
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I told you she’s my favorite now. Look at this lovely glad bag number showing ample amounts of side boob just to cap the look.
I used to think it was her just dressing badly, now I’m convinced she is just issuing a loud ‘fuck you’ to those who obsess over such things. That has to be it, right? RIGHT?
I no longer post these out of derision but awe. Well played, Ms. Barton. I anxiously await your next work of art.
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Victoria ‘Posh’ Beckham will be guest starring on Ugly Betty this coming season.
