Who knew that all you needed to convince people you aren’t a no good lousy drunk is a little magic?
Reports say that while Blaine was at a Hamptons nightclub over the weekend, he began acting a bit like a drunk ass. Breaking glasses. Guzzling other people’s drinks. So he was tossed.
Once outside the door he produced a deck of cards and said "if i can do these tricks, I can’t be THAT drunk."
He succeeded performing the tricks, they believed him, and let him back in.
See Lindsay? All you need to do is perform a magic trick and the cops probably would have let you go. Perhaps the trick where a penis disappears in your mouth?
Hahahahahaha, you didn’t seriously think there was any hope for you did you? Hahahahahaha.
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