Anyone who has seen Ms. Simpson’s body of work on screen will find this about as surprising as hearing news that gasoline ignites in flame when a lit match touches it. Her upcoming film Blonde Ambition is a steaming pile of horseshit and it’s all her fault according to US:
“It is going straight to DVD domestically. It will only come out in theaters internationally,”
Why? Why is it going straight to DVD?!?!?
“The movie is absolutely horrible,” says a source. “It’s just a bomb, mainly because of Jessica’s acting.”
Oh yeah, THAT minor element, acting in a film. In fairness, if bad acting was the only prerequisite for a film going straight to DVD you’d never see another Michael Bay or latter day Joel Schumacher film hit theaters either. She does suck major whale cock as an actress though, there is no doubt of that.
You know you suck as an actress when you grow up your whole life in Texas and you can’t do a credible southern accent.
Will people PLEASE stop casting her? Well, unless she’s ready to do nudes, if not NO MORE!
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