Jessica Alba has joined the new Mike Meyers film The Love Guru according to Variety.
Meyers plays a man, Pitka, who is abadoned in India in his youth and learns the ways of the Gurus. He returns to the States to repair a love triangle that involves a feckless pro hockey team owned by Jessica Alba.
I’m mostly interested because mini-me will be playing a professional hockey coach, no not the hockey puck, the hockey coach.
Of course, the boner is slightly killed if LAragmag.com’s report that Derek Jeter gave her herpes is true. Of course he banged Biel too so that might be a no go.
Just another reason to hate Derek Jeter; as if the world needed more reason.
(yes, it was largely an excuse to post a picture of Jessica Alba)
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