A quesiton that has plagued the suicide bomber and the potential suicide bomber on the verge of deciding if it is in fact the career move he/she is looking for is: what happens to the 72 virgins I’m promised in heaven once I’m done violently butchering hundreds of innocent people?
Well, Page 6 is reporting that they have the answer from a former douche asshole terrorist scum bag PLO member:
TERRORISTS are crazier than we thought. Former PLO strongman Walid Shoebat says suicide bombers expect to receive 72 virgins in paradise upon their martyrdom, but what happens to the deflowered gals after that is nuttier still. Shoebat, now an ardent critic of Islam and a supporter of Israel, told Dr. Blogstein’s Radio Happy Hour, “As soon as you consummate your rights with her, [they believe] she will return back to be a virgin again.” In fact, recycled women are referred to as “Ziplock virgins.”
Wait…so once you are done with them they go back to being virgins? I know a few girls who’ve been ‘virgins’ after a couple of dozen fuck buddies boyfriends. Hell my ex used to tell me all the time after she’d cheat on me that it wasn’t really sex like we had sex so it didn’t count. Is it possible that these girls are telling the truth and they make regular visits to heaven?
This suicide bomber career is sounding better all the time. My only minor qualms are murdering innocent people and blowing my self to smithereens. Once we work those out; new job for me, babycakes!
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