I am so happy this was reported a day after the borefest that is Mandy Moore’s tour bus. 80′s Metal act, Motley Crüe, have a long reputation for some wild antics. However, there are some that have yet to be revealed, until now. Blender (by way of Page 6) reports:
“For us it was always, ‘Let’s set a goal for something stupid and see if we can do it.’ We would put bounties out on stupid [bleep], like whoever could sleep with the fattest chick,” bassist Nikki Sixx tells Blender. “And managers would start getting involved – one of them said there was a $10,000 bounty out for whoever could sleep with a mother-daughter team. Then that became too easy, so it was a mother-daughter-grandmother team. You couldn’t pay me now to do half that [bleep].”
See that’s what I’m talking about, Mandy. Banging as much as you can. Threesomes. Knocking up people’s mom’s. Doing grandmothers. It’s all aweso….
….grannies?!?! Uhhh…Hmmm…I can’t imagine any granny took them up on the offer. I can’t imagine (nor would I want to) my Oma with her ankles pinned behind her ears getting railed by a dude wearing more make up and more feminine clothes than she has ever owned in her life. Just the thought that is was on the table is pretty…well…ugh!
That roundabout talking about Portland on the Mandy Moore video isn’t looking so bad right now.
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