Elisha Cuthbert and her would be lothario hockey playing husband, Sean Avery have called it a day after about 2 years. Sources tell OK Magazine:
One pal of the ex couple says it was Elisha who pulled the plug on the relationship. But don’t feel bad for Sean, who didn’t appear to be brokenhearted about the breakup when he was spotted hitting on Elisha’s good friend Paris Hilton at the LG House in Malibu on Aug. 26. A partygoer tells OK!, “When you asked Sean where Elisha was he shrugged his shoulders and said they had broken up.” But for all his attempts at wooing the recent jailbird, Sean was not able to convince Paris to leave with him, saying she wouldn’t do that to Elisha and walked away.
Smooth one, douche. What kind of fucking idiot doesn’t know that just about no girl is going to let you nail ‘em if you had dated their friend? There is A LOT of paperwork involved in getting that kind of clearance. The only way that works is if she is pissed at her somehow and even then it will find some way of biting you in the balls. (yes, ball not the ass in this case)
His retardation aside, my time is now! Elisha, if you are into losery nobodies who get their greatest joy in life out of shit talking people who are successful such as yourself, call me; we were made for each other and should hook up…after you get out of therapy to figure out why you are into that type of guy. I don’t like girls who like losers. It’s a vicious circle, I know.
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