The VMA’s are rapidly approaching. So VH1 took the opportuninty to compile the best of the worst of celebrity fashion at the annual event.
You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll wonder how someone with hundreds of thousands, if not millions of dollars can’t buy something to wear that doesn’t make them look like a hobo.
You’ll also wonder how Christina Aguilera, rightly, makes the list twice and now finds a way to dress well. New stylist? Maturity? Ocular surgery?
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Grey’s Anatomy & Private Practice star, Kate Walsh is freaking out over her wedding this weekend at the Ojai Valley Spa & Resort. She had this to say to ET about the run-up to her impending nuptials:
“I had a fitting a few days ago and who knew someone could get that hysterical about a bra! I said, ‘it’s not the right bra, it’s not the right bra.’ “The sad part was there was a mirror there so I had to see my face turn to stone, snakes coming out of my hair. It was bad. I can’t believe I had a meltdown over a bra!”
It’s not a shocker to hear a girl is flipping out over a wedding, but a bra? Jesus Christ. I can’t figure out why guys are so disinclined to pop the question. Hearing your future wife go ballistic over a bra has to be an absolute joy. /sarcasm
Take a pill, Katie.
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Jessica Alba is apparently back together with go no where boyfriend Cash Warren if this picture is any indication.
I wonder how that reconciliation conversation goes after you’ve taken someone’s shit and literally tossed it out of your house.
Jessica has now been downgraded from ‘painfully hot’ to just ‘super hot’ because of this. Don’t let my all important rating slip further, Jess. It could be career suicide*. Continue reading ‘Jessica Alba Needs Some Cash’
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Lindsay Lohan, fresh off getting away with murder in her sentencing, has decided to revert to her old wild ways…while still in rehab. azcentral.com reports:
“Lindsay got called into the director’s office on August 15 and was questioned about drugs. When ordered to take a drug test, she reluctantly complied but screamed and cursed at the medical director before storming out the room. She was told that if she couldn’t conform to the program she’d have to leave.”
According to reports it is not Lindsay’s first indiscretion since entering Cirque Lodge earlier this month.
She is said to have been caught having sex in a toilet cubicle with a male patient, and is reportedly frequently late to meetings and refuses to do any chores or menial tasks such as washing up.
The shock-o-meter is hitting about a -2.5 on this one. Days after her sentence people have been going on about how she’ll turn shit around and stop acting like a big dummy, but no dice. A tiger will always have stripes my friend (don’t leave comments about albino tigers and shit assholes, those are anomalies) Continue reading ‘Lindsay Lohan: Please Shoot Yourself’
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OK, a ton of people gave Miss Teen Dunce USA a ton of shit for, well, being absolutely inarticulate and borderline vegetative.
Well, see if you have what it takes to prove your geographic smarts and continue calling her stupid. I scored 6/7 (damn, driest place on earth!) So I now have the legal right to call her ‘dummy’ in perpetuity. Hooray me!
Take the People quiz HERE.
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Nothing says cavalcade of stars like Marie Osmond. Watch her views on her upcoming stint on the hit show. NO! Shut up! Me?!?! (you’ll see what I mean) When are they gonna be legally forced to start calling this show Dancing With The Kinda Were Stars ?
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Well known for his eccentricities in life, author/writer, Hunter S. Thompson still provides a good tale or two even after his suicide. The new book Gonzo recounts some of his nuttier celebrity encounters. Rush & Malloy had a first look at the book and here are some of the quotes:
Johnny Depp: “Hunter wanted to fire a shotgun off but needed a target. He had these propane tanks and he handed me some duct tape and these things that were a bit bigger than a matchbook, and we started taping them on the tanks. … I said, ‘What are these things?’ and he said, ‘That’s nitroglycerine.’ I immediately put out my cigarette.”
Jack Nicholson: “One of the first times I met him, he pulled out a gun in the middle of a house, me and a friend of mine jumped out the window.”
You can say alot about the man, but love him or hate him, you can’t say he was boring. Well, you could, but you’d sound no less than 35% mentally incapacitated. Read a few more quotes HERE.
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Nicole Kidman, shooting in Australia, thought she would do something nice for all of the underlings on the 200 strong crew of her new film. She pledged to pick up the tab on the coffee/hot chocolate cart for them all*.
Well, there is one problem….the drinks start at about $4 per cup and the bill has been costing her over $14,000/week.
She has reportedly asked co-star Hugh Jackman to pick up a tab or two.
Smart move, Nikki. Shut the fuck up next time. Continue reading ‘Foot Meet Mouth, Mouth Meet Foot: Nicole Kidman Edition’
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Keira Knightley fancies herself a proper lady. She believes in being classy and stylish and the model lady. She thinks very little of those who don’t carry themselves in a similar fashion. She tells The Sun:
“I’m not going to get blind drunk and then stumble out and fall over and puke up in front of people. I’m not saying I don’t do that in private, but I try not to.”
“The whole celebrity thing is not magic. They’re real people proving they’re [shittier] than everybody else because they don’t even wear knickers.”
Damn you, Keira. Damn you and your insistence on wearing clothes properly and not showing off all that your mamma gave you because you are too drunk to function and forgot how to keep your legs together while wearing a skirt.
Who the hell do you think you are? A person with dignity? It’s overrated my dear. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to tattoo and ad for a sex doll on my forehead so I can make a little extra cash. Puh! Dignity….
Continue reading ‘Dream Killer: Keira Knightley Edition’
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Paris Hilton attended a clothing line launch at the nightclub Pure.
