The man convicted of trying to extort Tom Cruise for $1 million was found dead in his home as he was on house arrest awaiting sentencing. The police in Phoenix, Arizona released this statement:
During the afternoon of September 28, 2007, the Phoenix Police Department received a “check welfare” radio call. According to the caller, Mr. Schmidt had been required to wear a monitoring device. The device had not registered movement for some time and the caller was concerned for Mr. Schmidt’s welfare. Officers responded to 4301 N. 21st Street, went inside the residence, and Mr. Schmidt was found deceased. Based on the scene investigators believe this is an apparent suicide. Final determination of the cause and manner of death will be made by the Office of the Medical Examiner. No other information will be released at this time.
Uhh…wow…I’m not necessarily saying Tom or his people had anything to do with this of course, but it is pretty weird for a guy who was trying to fuck you out of a million is dead. That’s some Godfather kinda shit.
Tom, I hereby swear my allegiance to thee and Xenu (or is he the bad one?) and shall never speak ill of you* and think you are wonderful. Continue reading ‘Don’t Piss Tom Cruise Off…’
This is what we call a ’slow news day’ in the blogusiness. Thank god it’s Sunday….
A Volvo dealership claims that Denise Richards was contracted to put in a little face time at their Manhattan showroom but didn’t show up. Gatecrasher reports:
Sources attributed the no-show to stress over her continuing nasty divorce with Charlie Sheen.
Says one insider: “There was a contract for her to be there, and she was going to get a lease on a new Volvo in return.”
But a spokeswoman for Richards says her manager “passed on [the offer] right away.” She said: “We never even asked Denise; there was no contract. She’s not in New York.”
Oh man! You missed out on a free hatchback stationwagon, Denise? What are you a fuckin’ idiot? Shit! Man, you failed! How are you going to get a new car now stupid?
Oh yeah, the millions of dollars you make a year…uh…nevermind.
I still don’t buy the pix are Photoshopped. Just my opinion. Just stop talking about it Oscar. Make up some bullshit story about how she asked you to dress like that and gave you the most mind blowing blow job in the history of the earth or something. At least then people might think more about why they aren’t getting mind blowing head from super hot strippers rather than wondering why the hell you are taking pictures in ladies panties.
Dammit. I just realized you did bang that girl. Now I’m depressed, Mrs. De La Hoya.
Wow. Who woulda thunk this twit could get even more annoying? What the fuck is up with that face; and what about that facial expression? Oh! You got burned, baby! Yeah! I win! Manny 1-0 Montag
Nikki is filming a new film, The Reader, that required the special touch that only a concentration camp can give. The Sun UK reports:
A MOVIE starring NICOLE KIDMAN, and RALPH FIENNES has been banned from using a Nazi concentration camp for a scene.The makers of love story The Reader wanted to film at Sachsenhausen, near Berlin.
But German authorities said it was “not appropriate”.
Man, how touchy. I mean, just because they want to film on and exploit the grave of thousands of people doesn’t mean it’s inappropriate. I’m sure there is no possible way to simulate a concentration camp either. No film has ever done that.
The man convicted of trying to extort Tom Cruise for $1 million was found dead in his home as he was on house arrest awaiting sentencing. The police in Phoenix, Arizona released this statement:
This is what we call a ’slow news day’ in the blogusiness. Thank god it’s Sunday….
Wow. Who woulda thunk this twit could get even more annoying? What the fuck is up with that face; and what about that facial expression? Oh! You got burned, baby! Yeah! I win!
Nikki is filming a new film, The Reader, that required the special touch that only a concentration camp can give. The Sun UK reports: