01
Sep
07

I Should Have Been A Pro Athlete: Cristiano Ronaldo Edition

Manchester United midfielder, and some argue the best player on earth, had quite aCristiano Ronaldo celebration with 5 ‘special’ ladies at his palatial estate in Northwest England after their first win this season. The Sun reports:

The five girls travelled 60 miles by taxi from Leeds to Ronaldo’s home on the outskirts of Manchester to party with the players, who were celebrating United’s first victory of the season against Spurs this week.

The girls spent around six hours romping with Ronaldo, his team-mate Anderson and several other men in the pool, Jacuzzi and changing rooms.

The stars laid on booze for the party as they cavorted with the girls — leaping in and out of the pool in the early hours. Some of the girls went skinny-dipping.

The girls all work through McKenzies Escort agency based in Leeds.

Well, I guess this puts the ‘he’s gay’ rumors to rest. 6 hours?!?!? That’s like 2 minutes of sex and 5 hours and 58 minutes apologizing about how short it was and how it rarely happens to me, er, him, right?

If you’ll pardon me, I have a voodoo doll to construct of my father cursing him for not forcing me to play sports 22 hours a day. Those should be MY whores, dad! MY whores!! :(

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