Charlize Theron was working on a photo shoot wearing the garment equivalent of flash paper when a umbrella reflector burst into flames. (that’s why we use surge protection dick for brains–sounds like a real pro-shoot)
In her ultimate wisdom she wanted to help out. Now Magazine reports:
‘During the first setup at the shoot, the make-up artist started screaming, “Fire!”’ photographer Robert Ascroft tells Parade.
‘We all looked over and a huge umbrella was on fire and pieces of it were falling onto the ground.
‘Charlize, wearing a big red dress with feathers, began moving towards the fire as if she was going to help put it out.’
What is with these people? I see or even hear fire and I’m in a building I am taking off faster than you can yell ‘no, problem it’s under control.’ I’m not gonna be pushing people to the floor or anything, but if I have no fire extinguisher, ‘ole Manny is gone…out…done…goodbye.
Does that make me a big pussy? Perhaps. Does that make me a big pussy who can tell the tale of all the dickheads who died trying to stomp on a fire with no firefighting equipment in a million seller book a year later? You betcha.
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