Kirstie Alley…is…well let’s not beat around the bush; she is a gigantic beast of a woman. That’s not really news. The real news is she has allegedly been on a diet program for well over 5 years with Jenny Craig and is yet still large enough to where she should stay away from the bison exhibit at the zoo for fear of being mistaken for an escaped animal.
Seriously, how is Jenny Craig still employing her? This is the ad? “Join Jenny Craig! Lose 5-10 pounds in 5 years!” What the fuck kind of shit is that?
I’m pretty sure I’ve taken Taco Bell shits that have caused me to lose more weight, and dignity.
