19
Sep
07

Fashion Alert: The Chastity Belt

chastity belt dressOK, again, I am not a fashion guru, but I know what I likes. Enough with the fucking chastity belt dress. I have seen 9 different girls with the same chastity belt looking dress on in pictures. This is another one of Emma Thompson helping Jemima Kahn keep her virtue or something.

What the hell happened? I thought ladies were mortified to be seen in the same clothes as other girls and wanted to be original and all the rest of that stuff.

Ladies, enough of the god damn chastity belt dress! Please! Stop! ENOUGH!

If your gut is that fat that you need steel to make it look human and hold it in place, it’s time to hit the streets and do some power walking. I enjoy it myself and highly recommend it.

Of course, I also enjoy drinking no fewer than 20 beers per sitting as well so perhaps you should model your own lifestyle health plan.

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