Man, ya know…I have the paparazzi all wrong. I used to think they were just legal stalkers who get off on making people look stupid and goading them into embarrassing situations and sometimes legal problems and making money taking pictures and video people, who normally charge millions for such a thing, free of charge and resell it themselves for exorbitant amounts of money.
However, seeing this video of them helping Britney pump her gas, I’m convinced they are just generous and helpful people and DEFINITELY didn’t do it hoping that a dunce like Britney would drive off with the hose still attached. ::end sarcasm sequence::
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