19
Sep
07

Sherri Shepherd Is Barely Functionally Retarded

RetardThe View has been a piece of shit show ever since the first episode when Babs welcomed the world to their little annoying couch.

However, the show has been on a death spiral ever since Rosie came to the show and battled ‘wits’ with Elizabeth Hasselbeck. Listening to those two morons was about as intellectually stimulating as listening to 5 year olds get into a ‘nah uh!’ ‘yeah huh!’ battle.

Sherri Shepherd began the latest round of battery on the collective intelligence of the nation by stating she didn’t believe in evolution, I won’t get into how it is a 100% verifiable phenomenon & utterly retarded to state you don’t ‘believe’ in it*. Rightfully shocked, Whoopi asked her if she believed if the earth was flat:

“I don’t know. I never thought about it Whoopi. Is the world flat? I never thought about …I…I…No….But I’ll tell you what I have thought about. How I’m going to feed my child, take care of my family. ‘Is the world flat’ has not been an important thing to me.”

Jesus titty fuckin Christ! Are you kidding me? Sure, feeding your kids is important and all but you never EVER gave a thought as to whether the fucking Earth is round or flat? Do you have any wonder or imagination inside of that thick fucking skull of yours? How the fuck do people this ball bustingly stupid get contracts for millions of dollars to be on TV and I get $4 per day to take verbal abuse from failed actors who now call themselves talent agents?

Seriously, Babs…sign me up for this shit fest. I will liven up your show quick by verbally abusing this moron every day until she decided to crack open a fucking book or 20 and learns at least 1 scientific fact. Just 1. That’s all I’m asking.

If you eat 20 less Twinkies a day I promise you’ll have time to do this, Sheri.

* Though I will be posting a rant in the main page of this site.

UPDATE 12-6-07: I notice a lot of hits on this rather than the most recent posting on her nonsense, I’m guessing you are looking for her ‘greeks were around at the same time as Christians’ shit. It can be found HERE

C’mon! Search around the site a little better. :)

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