You may remember Hayden Panettiere’s masterful thwarting of prying paparazzi lenses. Well, The Hills‘ Audrina Patridge* doesn’t have the finely honed crotch blocking skills of Ms. Hayden.
Dearest Audrina,
Seriously, you are totally hot and I’m not complaining about seeing your goods, but your mother and father have to wonder what kinda of daughter they have when you are popping out of a car in a short skirt practically spread eagle.
I expect a sex tape on my desk no later than Tuesday 9 am. You are well on your way to Parisville.
P.S. your show still sucks a fat monkey cock. It’s just awful.
Love,
Lord Manny
*(yeah, I realize I’ve been spelling it Partridge, but it takes at least a good upskirt for me to give a shit, bravo Ms. Patridge)
Here is the HI-Def version of the photo:
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