This is what we call a ‘slow news day’ in the blogusiness. Thank god it’s Sunday….
A Volvo dealership claims that Denise Richards was contracted to put in a little face time at their Manhattan showroom but didn’t show up. Gatecrasher reports:
Sources attributed the no-show to stress over her continuing nasty divorce with Charlie Sheen.
Says one insider: “There was a contract for her to be there, and she was going to get a lease on a new Volvo in return.”
But a spokeswoman for Richards says her manager “passed on [the offer] right away.” She said: “We never even asked Denise; there was no contract. She’s not in New York.”
Oh man! You missed out on a free hatchback stationwagon, Denise? What are you a fuckin’ idiot? Shit! Man, you failed! How are you going to get a new car now stupid?
Oh yeah, the millions of dollars you make a year…uh…nevermind.
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