WWE Diva and Dancing With The Star contestant, Stacy Keibler was at some treepeople.org event thrown by Intermix Media (the company that used to own Myspace.com), obviously didn’t come with a friend.
Look at her lip in this picture. Look really close. There is a 10 foot long hair just dangling off it. How the fuck can’t she feel that? It’s tripping my OCD’s so bad I wanna reach through the screen and rip the thing off myself.
I wanna make fun of her more, but she really hasn’t ever been a douche, and is incredibly hot (see pic below) so I’ll just ponder. Yes, ponder how in the fuck she couldn’t feel that hair on her lip.
Who knew? I mean, I always had a sense that Hugh was sneaking a peak every now and then, but now I know it’s true!
It seems Playboy has offered Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards a cool million each to do a photo shoot together.
Hold on, I have to dump another bucket of cold water on my crotch.
OK, I’m back. Now I know both of these ladies are approaching or have barely broached the 40 year old mark and aren’t quite up to their prime, but combined, and hopefully in a pillow fight it should well exceed their past standards.
Besides, that’s what our friend the soft box was invented for. Bathe in the soft light of the soft box. Bathe in the rays that make everything look much better and let Photoshop take care of the rest. Yes…YES!!!
Have you ever had a dream. A vivid flash of light. A glimpse of a future of you buried under a pile of 10 strange guys taking dick in places modern medicine has yet to discover?
Sometimes a dream isn’t enough. The scent of whore is the only thing that will ensure you take as much strange man meat as you can handle.
Do you think you can be like Paris Hilton taking it in the can? Well you can. You Can Can.
Larry David’s wife’s, extreme hypocrite Lauris David, leaving may have been the cure he was looking for his depression and neuroses. Page 6 reports:
“Since she left, he is a different man,” our source said. “He is so happy. It’s like a weight has been lifted off of his shoulders.” Not that we’re surprised. Laurie’s huge carbon footprint, with her private planes and her huge homes, alienated many from the hypocritical Green Queen who produced Al Gore’s Oscar-winning documentary “An Inconvenient Truth,” and filed for divorce from Larry last July. Even her former eco-partner, Sheryl Crow, stopped talking to Laurie after their cross-country bus trip earlier this year. Larry David told us: “I defy anyone to produce any evidence that the word happy has ever crossed my lips. I am not now, nor have I ever been, ‘happy.’ “
What?!?! A hypocrite eco-warrior? I don’t believe it! She was SUCH an annoyance that it was difficult to see how he could possibly put up with her. The only thing I pray for is that her leaving doesn’t make him so happy that the new season of Curb Your Enthusiasm sucks. That would be grounds for a hearty fist shaking in the air. VERY hearty.
Jackass, Steve-O, was on the Howard Stern Show and revealed that Lindsay Lohan once stole a bag of cocaine from his bathroom while she attended a party that he was hosting for a DVD premiere of his. He even still has a sign in sheet that he made everyone sign as proof that she was there.
Has the Armageddon stopped yet? I knew I shouldn’t have unleashed shock news like this on the world. I knew the world would never believe that Lohan is a degenerate, coke whore, scumbag.
Man, they know how to throw a bash in Milan. They have models, and sex appeal and parties and giant billboards of anorexic French actresses who weigh 64 lbs reminding people that anorexic models are a bad thing staring you in the face at all times.
Paris Hilton, always the original thinking gal, wants to use her ‘image’ to bring joy to people in places like Rwanda. She hopes that she can raise awareness of issues in impoverished nations. Hmmm…sounds a bit like a cut rate, half as famous, Angelina Jolie to me. Hilton tells the AP:
“I want to visit more countries where poverty and children’s issues are a big concern.” She adds, “I know there’s a lot of good I can do just by getting involved and bringing attention to these issues.”
Yeah, you can do them good. They will look at you and the train wreck of a twat you are and realize that despite having to eat dung grubs and washing it down with a nice warm glass of entamoeba hystolytica ridden mud, its still better than being a feckless, walking HIV+ test waiting to happen, whore bag whom the word ‘dignity’ was lost on decades ago.
So I stand corrected, visit away, Paris. Maybe you will do some good after all.
Mischa Barton is the spokesperson for World Contraception Day. She wants to make sure that you tent up your junk before you bump your nasty bits.
How does one approach a celebrity to be the face of contraception? How does that conversation go.
“High, we are looking for someone to think twice before making children”
“uh…is it because I’m so ugly that you want people to be reminded of what can be made if they fuck without thought’
“Uhhh…no, we just thought that…uhh…we really just wanted a hot girl and didn’t really think it through all that much…how about if we double your quote?”
Wow. What a master stroke of brilliance by Britney. Amazing. Powerful. I definitely don’t think she is acting like and attention whoring skag who thinks this little more if somehow cute or endearing.
As a side note, I swear to God, if this footage ends up being another reality show on the CW I will torch LA. Not just the Santa Monica mountains, the whole thing. I mean it. The future of LA is in your hands Britney. Destroy that footage so you don’t get anymore ‘cute’ ideas.
Jennifer Love Hewitt appeared on the Tonight Show the other day and in addition to the usual monotone horseshit that comes out of that show; she decided to do some push ups for Jay.
Looking at her ever expanding waistline perhaps she needs all the exercise she can get*. She had good form from what you can tell despite the giant flowing dress to hide her corpulence.
WWE Diva and Dancing With The Star contestant, Stacy Keibler was at some treepeople.org event thrown by Intermix Media (the company that used to own Myspace.com), obviously didn’t come with a friend.
Who knew? I mean, I always had a sense that Hugh was sneaking a peak every now and then, but now I know it’s true!
Larry David’s wife’s, extreme hypocrite Lauris David, leaving may have been the cure he was looking for his depression and neuroses. 
Jackass, Steve-O, was on the Howard Stern Show and revealed that Lindsay Lohan once stole a bag of cocaine from his bathroom while she attended a party that he was hosting for a DVD premiere of his. He even still has a sign in sheet that he made everyone sign as proof that she was there.
Paris Hilton, always the original thinking gal, wants to use her ‘image’ to bring joy to people in places like Rwanda. She hopes that she can raise awareness of issues in impoverished nations. Hmmm…sounds a bit like a cut rate, half as famous, Angelina Jolie to me. Hilton tells the AP:
Mischa Barton is the spokesperson for 
Jennifer Love Hewitt appeared on the Tonight Show the other day and in addition to the usual monotone horseshit that comes out of that show; she decided to do some push ups for Jay.
