Oh man! This has to be the best Halloween costume ever. Fergie is dressed as the girl who turned me down at the middle school dance in 1989 only the transvestite, packing a humongous dong version of that girl.
Wow, Fergie. Good one. Now get back to figuring out how you and Josh Duhamel are going to make babies with 2 people with penises having sex.
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Well, it looks like I might have to temporarily repeal the Bag of Shit award for the time being. It looks like Page 6, who always prattle on about how great of fact checkers they are, fucked up.
According to TMZ, Nicole has been overseas for most of the last 2 months despite Ciny Adams claiming Nicole Richie was in New York last weekend lighting up.
It’s possible the tip came from 2 months ago, the last time Nicole was in NYC. However, I’m guess it’s just another fuck up. Those New Yorkers are a little slow on the uptake. If you want to cover Hollywood, you should really be in Hollywood. 
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It looks like Owen Wilson is jumping back in the saddle. It appears he and Jessica Simpson are now an item. They had their first date on Sunday night. The Mirror reports:
Spies at the Huntley Hotel in Santa Monica saw them arrive separately and chat for over an hour before leaving.
Now Owen, when you dump this one too; stay away from the razors and pills and whatever else you have that can be lethal. There are other fish in the sea. For real. I’m not joking.
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Oh my…Heroes star, Ali Larter, is looking positively stunning here.
This is what a star is supposed to look like. Are you taking notes Brilohilton? No more streetwalker attire where one tit is flopping in the breeze and your nether region is there for all to see.
This is a star right here ladies & germs.
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Robert Goulet has succumb to his disease, a form of pulmonary fibrosis, which left his lungs non-functional.
A horrible horrible disease to die of. Essentially like drowning on dry land.
He has been a star of stage and screen ever since he was a child shortly after his birth in 1933.
He was 73 years old.
All of our condolences and prayers go out to the Goulet family in this difficult time.
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The Catholic League and blowhard dick nose, Bill Donohue in particular are trying to pull their panties out of their crack after seeing ‘controversial’ pictures from Britney Spears’ new album where she is dressed suggestively in the proximity of a priest. Donahue had this to say (via The Insider):
“This is all the puzzle pieces coming together. This girl is crashing,” BILL DONOHUE — president of the New York-based Catholic League — told the Daily News. “She’s not even allowed to bring up her own kids because she’s not responsible enough. Now we see she can’t even entertain.”
What the fuck does that have to do with this picture, Bill? Seriously. You are a walking non sequitur.
Now, looking at the picture, she is clearly at confession. So if she is a Jezebel, she’s in the right place, no? I mean, that is where your evils are absolved after all.
Listen, it’s a totally lame attempt at being shocking. However, these religious groups (I’m not just talking Christian groups) need to stuff a cock in it. Not everyone follows your voodoo rituals and believes in the same imaginary superheros you believe in. If someone wants to make fun of you, tough shit for you. Can’t you rest with the solace of knowing the infidel will be burning in hell if you are right? C’mon.
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Daniel Craig made the smartest move of his life and resigned to do 4 more James Bond films.
Not only has he revitalized a bland franchise, he made it ‘cool’ once again.
Now, his wallet is going to be a bit more thicker than usual as he will receive just over $15 million per film with points on the back end.
I would be envious, but I am more happy with my fry chef level wages, because rich people aren’t happy and poor people are and…ahhh who the fuck are we kidding? He’s gotta be wiping his ass with $100 bills right now. Dammit.
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Britney Spears’ people tried to gain more custody of her kids and was told to hit the bricks. The status quo (3 visits a week with only 1 overnight) remains in place. TMZ reports:
In the order, the Commish wrote that when Britney has the kids, “the environment at the house ranged from chaotic to almost somber with little communication at all.” The Commish also recounts what the parenting coach complained of — that “during all three of my visits, Ms. Spears rarely engaged with the children in either conversation or play.”
According to the report, the coach wrote, “It seems that [Britney's] choices are dependent more upon what she wants to do at any given time rather than what would be more enjoyable for the children.”
The coach also said Spears seemed to have a “lack of general attention at times” but there was nothing she “would characterize as abusive in a traditional sense.”
And then the most damning comment from the parenting coach: “The problem is that unless Ms. Spears realizes the consequences of her behavior and the impact that it has [on] her children, nothing is going to be successful.”
All shocking things to hear I’m sure. Britney is a self centered, neglectful air head? Knock me over with a feather.
Oh and parenting coach, ignoring your kids and not addressing their needs is neglectful in a ‘traditional’ sense. Stop starfucking Britney and do your fucking job.
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The hit Fox series, Family Guy, has turned 100 episodes old which = more money.
Shortly after it began it was axed because the network didn’t ‘get it’.
Before long it’s reruns found a new lease on life on Cartoon Network and had GREAT ratings so Fox decided to bring it back to bolster the lagging Simpsons franchise and history was made.
Oh and the picture is of Mila Kunis who plays ‘Meg’ on the show. She also happens to be the only hot girl who works on the show so guess who gets their picture up here? Yeah, that’s right.
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What in the fuck is this shit? (Yes, I’m talking about Brody Jenner’s inclusion on yet another show.)
Who the fuck lets a girl this age run around talking about flashing for Girls Gone Wild? That is pretty much the moment you slap the chastity belt on and chain her to the bed post and blow your own fucking brains out for doing the worst job of raising a kid ever, EVER.
What is that guy (Frankie Delgado- Brody’s Manager) doing filming his clients sister doing this shit? Is he for real? You can practically see this pederast’s pants bulging. Fuck. Kill yourselves; NOW.
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