Angelina Jolie is making a HARD run at the role of Skeletor in the much rumored ‘He-Man’ re-re-make.
I know she has always been skinny, and she claims she is having a rough year and all but, c’mon. Here are your options:
1)Shove a goddamn steak in your mouth every now and then
2) The non-Tom Cruise Approved option: see a doctor to give you a prescription for anti-depressents.
3) Kill yourself.
I know there are plenty of people pulling for #3, I know it’ll certainly give me a lot more to write about, but c’mon, the other 2 aren’t so bad.
However, if you do pick #3, have your people call me first so I can have the exclusive. Thanks in advance.
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