30
Oct
07

Shia LaBeouf Is A Liar; Likes Vagina

shiaShia LaBeouf…I am stunned. I always held him up to the highest standard of integrity and honor and now US Weekly shatters my world:

The actor, 21, told August’s Vanity Fair, “I don’t like going to clubs. If I’m going to party, I’ll do it at my house.”

But Usmagazine.com spotted the star chain-smoking and “making out with a tall brunette girl” at Hollywood club Les Deux October 26 — the same night Britney Spears was spotted with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo), an onlooker said. He also busted some moves to “Umbrella” by Rihanna (to whom he was once linked), the witness said.

“Tons of girls were coming up to his table and introducing themselves, and Shia seemed to love getting recognized,” the witness added. “He was in a really good mood and was really nice to everybody who approached him.”

The actor was overheard saying, “I’m relatively new to the scene” but was ready “to party” and “chat with ladies.”

So, you mean, a 21 year old kid with tons of fame and money actually does use it to have sex? What in the hell is this world coming too when the men of Hollywood behave exactly the same way myself and every other guy on earth would behave. Son of a bitch…where’s my suicide-makin’-gun?

For real though, that was possibly the lamest lie ever told to Vanity Fair, Shia.

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