David Cronenberg is still pissed about douchebag supreme, Paul Haggis, ripping off his film’s title, Crash, less than a decade after his film was released. Complex Magazine (via Page 6) reports:
“I’ve told [him] that he was an asshole basically for doing that. And so have many other people,” Cronenberg tells Complex magazine. “It’s very disrespectful, not only to me, but to J.G. Ballard, who wrote the book . . . I made my movie . . . in a very respectful way. Haggis just co- opted the title, and he knew what he was doing.”
He should have also added that it makes it worse that it was a fucking joke of a Best Picture winner and a hunk of shit, facile treatise on race relations that it actually set the civil rights movement back 100 years by virtue of it’s pure unadulterated shittiness.
Oh and Cronenberg is 100 times the director Haggis will ever dream of being. He should throw that in there too.
Beckham, who has been named Britain’s most powerful man under 40 by Arena magazine, said: “We respect their religion. We respect everything they do and believe in.
“But they have never turned around to us and said, ‘You have to be a part of this’, because that’s not what they’re about. It’s never been about that.”
“There’s been nothing shoved down our throats because friends don’t do things like that.
Tom and wife Katie Holmes welcomed David and Victoria to LA with a huge star-studded party in July, and have continued to help them settle into their new life.
David told Arena: “They are amazing people who are just so positive about life and they have been great to us.”
Hayden Panettiere is hellbent on becoming Brilohilton so bad, but she’s just not ‘wild’ enough to jump directly into the pool.
Here she is ‘flashing’ her bikini top for some reason. She thinks it’s outrageous, but it’s not really. I am mostly posting this as the latest sign post on the way to her sex tape/meltdown/trip to rehab/etc
Baby steps, Hayden. Baby steps. You’ll be a ‘wild girl’ soon enough. Where is Joe Francis when you need him?
Billy Zane, loved the shit out of Demon Knight, so you could call me something of a fan of his work. Now I am jealous of his penis. His fiance Kelly Brook had these tips for keeping in shape. The Daily Mail UK reports:
The former Big Breakfast keeps her figure trim by “having tons of sex so you look fit and healthy – it’s the best thing in the world.”
Oh boy…I would work out pretty much 30 hours a day and be the fittest man on the face of the planet if I was dating her. I would call Conan the Barbarian-era Arnold Schwarzenegger a fat ass I’d be so cut.
B.O.S = Bag of Shit in case you were wondering. Why has she won this week’s prestigious honor? Well, I’ll let this snippet from Cindy Adams of Pagesix.com do the talking:
…[o]n the sidewalk, after checking who’s at which outdoor tables, she lights up. They jump into a waiting black Caddy Escalade, Nicole into the front seat. Still smoking.
Oh I’m not pissed that she’s smoking, it’s because she’s pregnant and smoking. Smart. Never mind the FACT that smoking has been shown to have adverse effects on unborn children since, oh…1965, she can do what she wants; shes famous!
Honestly, is she just dumb or a vain, self centered, cunt? One or the other, Nikki.
Nicole, stop poisoning your kid. As much as I think it’s hilarious when shit bags like you fall flat on your face, this isn’t funny; your kid still has a chance to not be a fuck face douche retard loser idiot like you and your husband.
Shia LaBeouf…I am stunned. I always held him up to the highest standard of integrity and honor and now US Weekly shatters my world:
The actor, 21, told August’s Vanity Fair, “I don’t like going to clubs. If I’m going to party, I’ll do it at my house.”
But Usmagazine.com spotted the star chain-smoking and “making out with a tall brunette girl” at Hollywood club Les Deux October 26 — the same night Britney Spears was spotted with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo), an onlooker said. He also busted some moves to “Umbrella” by Rihanna (to whom he was once linked), the witness said.
“Tons of girls were coming up to his table and introducing themselves, and Shia seemed to love getting recognized,” the witness added. “He was in a really good mood and was really nice to everybody who approached him.”
The actor was overheard saying, “I’m relatively new to the scene” but was ready “to party” and “chat with ladies.”
So, you mean, a 21 year old kid with tons of fame and money actually does use it to have sex? What in the hell is this world coming too when the men of Hollywood behave exactly the same way myself and every other guy on earth would behave. Son of a bitch…where’s my suicide-makin’-gun?
For real though, that was possibly the lamest lie ever told to Vanity Fair, Shia.
It’s pretty bad when the people who makes millions of dollars are sick of hearing you talk all the time. Gatecrasher reports:
“I’m supposed to be recording an album,” he quipped while accepting a humanitarian award from Alicia Keys at her Keep a Child Alive benefit Thursday.
“The band supports my work – they just wish I would stick to singing rather than talking. They mention the name Sammy Hagar a lot – and Phil Collins. I don’t really know what they mean.”
Hey, if the people who live off your back want you to shut your fucking yap, it might be time to take them up on the advice no, Bono?
Now that her sham trip to Rwanda has been ‘canceled’ (read: halted by herself) Paris Hilton found time to do what she does best, no not sucking off homeless men beind dumpsters at Krispy Kreme stores, the other thing. yeah, dress like a complete ho!
Of course this time it’s under the auspices of celebrating Halloween. However, if you always dress like a streetwalker and basically are a streetwalker, is it much of a costume? Seriously, how non-outrageous does she look? Even the shot of her exposing her ass (see after the break) is not so shocking.
Light Bulb!: Next year, dress as a librarian, Paris. People will actually be surprised to see you like that. Right now, you look exactly the same as any other day. Continue reading ‘Paris Hilton Plays Dress Up…Sorta’
Jesus Christ this looks horrible. My favorite part is him saying ‘whaaaaaaaaa?’ Simpsons-style. I think a movie about not falling asleep under anesthesia shouldn’t be funny, but this looks fuckin’ hilarious. I personally can’t wait to mock it in person.
P.S. I should note that we passed on this film before we even got the script if that’s any indication of how bad it sounded. Oh, but we did take Step Up…yeah….
Lindsay Lohan’s chest looks like it’s about to burst. I don’t think body paint would be as form fitting as this shirt…not that I’m complaining too much, but still.
Oh but whats up with those goddamn black stretch pants she is spotted in everyday these days? I keep hearing that she’s been going to a dance studio every day, not sure if it’s work or working out related, but still. Mix it up a bit.
David Cronenberg is still pissed about douchebag supreme, Paul Haggis, ripping off his film’s title, Crash, less than a decade after his film was released. Complex Magazine (via Page 6) reports:
Hayden Panettiere is hellbent on becoming Brilohilton so bad, but she’s just not ‘wild’ enough to jump directly into the pool.
Billy Zane, loved the shit out of Demon Knight, so you could call me something of a fan of his work. Now I am jealous of his penis. His fiance Kelly Brook had these tips for keeping in shape. 
B.O.S = Bag of Shit in case you were wondering. Why has she won this week’s prestigious honor? Well, I’ll let this snippet from Cindy Adams of Pagesix.com do the talking:
Shia LaBeouf…I am stunned. I always held him up to the highest standard of integrity and honor and now US Weekly shatters my world:
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