I think I’m gonna be a little ill….but here is a video compilation of the hottest ‘baby bumps’ according to the perverts who vote on Maximonline.com. Seriously, guys…seriously.
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Archive for November, 2007
What the fuck happened to me? Did the flux capacitor explode? Did I accidentally bang my mom at the school dance? Where’s Doc?
I seem to recall ‘cute’ references to bygone childhood toys/books etc on clothing was super cool in 1995. (and cool on skateboard graphics roughly 4 years prior to that) So what is an ‘it’ girl doing wearing something so played out?
Is she trying to bring it back? Is that it? You aren’t THAT ‘it’ yet, Hayden. You still have a bit of work to do. Now go toss on some more see thru shirts. Those work a lot better for all of us…except for dudes who don’t like boobs.
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I’m not sure what to think of Katie Holmes’ new hairdo. She kinda looks like an Asian hooker you get sent up to your hotel room when you are in Tokyo on business…or so I’ve heard.
It’s OK. It’s just…not Katie. Maybe it’s a Scientologist thing.
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Nov
Mischa Barton Lives
Mischa Barton, who has been doing mostly small indie flix lately, is on the cover of this month’s Arena Magazine.
Well, she hasn’t done much lately, but she still looks good in skimpy clothes. That’s pretty much all it takes for me to put someone’s mug up here.
More pix after the break. Continue reading ‘Mischa Barton Lives’
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Well, as I reported yesterday, the Britney Spears pregnancy rumors are untrue according to the alleged father JR Rotem.
However, In Touch Magazine has revealed the text message from JR Rotem where he, in fact, says it’s true.
God save us if it’s true…well, God save the poor baby who has to be raised by Britney…the same Britney who is going to be found to be a lesser human in comparison to K-Fed.
Ouch. That kinda hurts to read that last part in stark relief doesn’t it? (one more pic after the break–read more about this story in In Touch on newsstands this week) Continue reading ‘The World May Have To Stop Spinning Again…’
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Fallen American Idol contestant, Kelly Pickler is a complete and utter fucking moron. I’m pretty sure that Ms. Teen ‘US Americans’ South Carolina is her tutor.
29
Nov
The Hills With A Twist…
…now it’s got lymon. LYMON!! Judd Apatow hits another one outta the park with this spoof of the ‘reality’ hit, The Hills. Mila Kunis & James Franco star.
…and all the pictures of it online.
This is the last time I will address this subject.
I’ve sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women’s bodies are constantly scrutinized. To set the record straight, I’m not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image.
A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn’t make you beautiful.
What I should be doing is celebrating some of the best days of my life and my engagement to the man of my dreams, instead of having to deal with photographers taking invasive pictures from bad angles. I know what I look like, and so do my friends and family. And like all women out there should, I love my body.
To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini – put it on and stay strong.
Xoxo
JLH
Where to begin, some bloggers did make fun of her, there is no doubt about that. One insensitive prick even compared her to an M1 Abrams Tank. Horrible.
However, if I may play Devil’s advocate, Ms. Hewitt… <<more after the break>> Continue reading ‘A Message From Jennifer Love Hewitt About Her Vacation…’
Britney Spears on the way to shoot her new video. By all rumors, it is going to be an unmitigated disaster; try to hide your shock.
She allegedly is only blocking out 2 hours to shoot the thing. I can tell you from experience, you are lucky to have the lights ready to be put in place in an hour. So unless she is planning a 4 minute tracking shot that she has rehearsed to death and knows like the back of her hand, I would expect some video gold.
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Brad Pitt is swearing off nude scenes in all future movies he stars in. He says it’s because he doesn’t want his children to see daddy nude. (note: then don’t let them watch the fucking movie you dolt) The Sun UK reports:
The actor, who adopted lover Angelina Jolie’s three children before she had their daughter Shiloh, said he would only make movies his family could watch.
He added: “I don’t want to be embarrassed when my kids get old enough to see my films. I can’t see any more nude scenes.”
One more note, you’ve already done nude scenes, retard. So the kids will be able to see most of you anyway (and a google search takes cares of the rest of the front if one is so inclined)
Why don’t you admit the real reason? ‘I am getting old, and will be saggy sooner rather than later’ is the real answer. The son of a bitch is about to be 44 years old for fuck’s sake. He’s held up better than most, but still, how many 44 year olds actually look great nude? (man or woman) Not many. Stop being a liar, Bradley.
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