Lindsay Lohan’s father, Michael is telling The SUN UK that Lindsay is loving her stint with the Red Cross’ blood donation unit. They report:
“I asked her how it was going and she said she is really enjoying it.
“When she was younger I had her at hospitals, visiting cancer patients and sick kids.
“I know she wants to do stuff like this, mission work.”
“She’s happy.”
Yeah, he had her visit while he was in rehabbing from another drug/booze bender that left him incapable of being fatherly.
If she really is enjoying it. Good for her. Good for her enjoying helping out those who will need blood at critical times during emergency situations and good for her being the first person in the history of community service enjoying her duties. Seriously, isn’t this supposed to be punishment? Should the words “I enjoyed that” come out of a criminal’s mouth at anytime while fulfilling their debt to society?
If this is the new standard I’m gonna go steal a bunch of shit that gets lost (re: sold and the money pocketed away til after the court date so I don’t have to give this back) and since I have no record I’ll ask to be sentenced to community service as a Victoria’s Secret Model oil boy or as a romancer of models on film. Shit, since we are allowed to enjoy it, why the fuck not? I’ll be rich and sexually satisfied.
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