If your pussy assed eyes can handle it, girly man, a new bible to learn and live by is being published. I suggest you don’t look directly at it unless you want to become 50% less potent. Chuck Norris is hitting the hardcovers. Page 6 reports:
In “The Truth About Chuck Nor ris,” out next week, author Ian Spector relates such crazy tid bits as: “A cobra once bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died . . . Chuck Norris can impregnate women with only a glance. He can also do this to men . . . Chuck Norris only allows Jackie Chan to live because he likes Chris Tucker movies . . . When Chuck Norris breaks wind, it stays broken . . . Mr. T. once de feated Chuck Norris in a game of tic-tac-toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism . . . When he is alone at night, Chuck Norris likes to wear slippers with bunnies on them. Real live bunnies.”
I strongly suggest you have your heart meds handy because even in written form, Norris is lethal. Watch yourself, pussy.
P.S. I knew that cobra, he chewed nails and bathed in HCL, what chance do you think you have?
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