My god, this is such a hot item I don’t know what to do. I know it’s going to shock the hell out of my loyal readers and the not so loyal ones as well, but Ashlee Simpson’s wife boyfriend Pete Wentz is a TOTAL pussy. I know. I know. Page 6 reports:
ROCKER Pete Wentz has sent a cease-and-desist request to heavy metal band Neurosonic over their new song that bashes his girlfriend Ashlee Simpson, the group’s frontman, Jason Darr, said at a Knitting Factory performance Wednesday night. The tune, “So Many People,” pokes fun at Simpson’s horrific “Saturday Night Live” appearance, during which she was caught lip-synching and ran offstage. Darr then invited the audience to dance a “jig” along to the song, just like Simpson did before she fled the stage that night.
What a fuckin’ baby. “someone is making fun of my girlfriend! boo hooo! Let’s sue em!” Shut the fuck up. It’s called satire, dick lick. People can do it all they want. SNL and shows like it have made a career out of shit like this.
So go wipe off the mascara running down your cheeks from all your bellyaching pussy boy and pretend, even if it’s just for a day, that you were born with a set of fucking balls. Man I’m embarrassed that you are from Chicago. In fact, you are hereby excommunicated from the Chicago family. You are now from Milwaukee. Memorize that.
P.S. Yes, Peter, when you wear more makeup than the girl you are dating, you are a douche. Just so you know.
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