I am doing the ever exotic combination post because I only give half a shit at best about both of these things.
First up, Kelly Ripa is not preggers despite Regis’ musings to the contrary. People reports:
“I’ve got my own theories, and let me tell you: She’s pregnant again!” Philbin joked at the beginning of the program, adding, “I’ve been through it twice now!”
Ripa, 37, was quick to squash that rumor. “No, no,” she said. “That would be nice, though. Wouldn’t that be nice?”
It was nice of that swarthy husband of your to keep his dong out of you long enough to not knock you up for the 90th time. Congratulations.
Next up, despite rumors to the contrary, hell has not frozen over completely; Britney Spears is not preggers either. People, once again reports the alleged father had this to say:
Music producer J.R. Rotem denied a rumor that Britney Spears is having his child.
He tells PEOPLE: “There is absolutely no truth to this.”
Funny how much difference a few years makes. 5 years ago, people would be tripping over themselves until they were made stupid to admit that they had porked Britney Spears. Now, they will run for the hills and not even admit to having gone on a date with the girl.
Getting older rules, huh, B?
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