OK, not for me…yet. However, Lindsay Lohan and her snowboarder boyfriend and sometimes rehab bathroom fuck buddy, Riley are done. E! reports:
Sources close to the couple say Lindsay dumped Riley shortly after the two returned to Los Angeles on Nov. 25 (following their holiday weekend on the East Coast ). “She made it pretty clear when they got home,” says our source. “It’s over.” And the reason? “She got tired of him pouting all the time,” says a Lindsay pal.
Awww, Riley’s a pouty-face. But he did have a lot to pout about…
They go on to list a litany of other reasons he sucked, namely his ego being damaged by her glamorous lifestyle and his cheapness. Apparently she never even sprung for a round of Cokes.
Hey, laugh at the guy if you want, and you probably should, but he still fucked Lindsay Lohan for a few months and didn’t have to spend a single dime. I’m not sure what that says about Lindsay, but I know I’d be pretty psyched to score tail like that and not have to drop some paper on ‘romancing’ the lady. That’s the kind of thing you thought would die once you left college, but Riley kept the hope alive for all of us.
Thanks, Riley. Thanks.
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