02
Dec
07

Britney Spears Is Double Pregnant?

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usWell, the merry go round keeps on spinning. Everyone seems to be reporting that they have a source confirming her pregger status. This time News of the World has an exclusive:

The star, 25, issued a furious denial this week following reports in the US that she was expecting after a fling with a dancer called Chuck.

But today I can bring you the full lowdown — and tell you it is TRUE.

A source close to the star told me: “She’s very angry that it has come out like this. She’s shocked because the pregnancy is the last thing she needs right now.

So…JR Rotem is the father according to In Touch, but so is some dancer guy named Chuck? I’d like to say it’s ridiculous, but if anyone could find a way to get pregnant twice at the same it would have to be Britney.

Also, how much of a whore* do you have to be to be possibly pregnant but have multiple options as to who the father is? You pretty much have to be a Britney sized ho.

*any guy who is possibly the father of multiple kids is a whore as well, just so you all know it’s not all that ‘cool’ to bang a bunch of chicks sans rubber anymore than it is for a girl to get fucked by a bunch of dudes bareback in a 1 week period of time.

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