Holy shit how the mighty have fallen. Britney Spears was going to appear on the shit hit show last season, but exec P Nigel Lythgoe says things have changed. The Insider reports:
I would have had Britney Spears last year, for sure, when I thought she was trying to get it all back together again,” Lythgoe commented. “Britney, at this moment in time, I don’t think is well enough to do anything. I think she needs looking after, rather than being pushed in front of cameras, or pushing herself in front of cameras. I think she needs to pull herself together.”
That said, the starmaker does point out that she is an “exceptionally talented girl and was extremely professional. She needs taking care of right now.”
You have fallen faster than a melon from the top of an Italian tower when American Idol won’t have you. They will literally allow any semi-famous loser on there to hock their bullshit.
Time of death on Britney’s career: December 17th, 2007. It was a fun run, B. Sex tape is about the only way to dump the water from your sinking ship.
Bilge pump. I just wanted to work that in there somehow. Shoot me.
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