This one is, uhhhh….interesting? There really isn’t any other way to set that up. I think the Zac Effron is gay rumors just became a lot less ‘rumory.’ OC Weekly *reports:
“Zac and me was both in San Francisco a few months ago for a comic book convention or something, and we met at an afterparty at some bar,” he says, pausing to break down pieces of pungent pot to roll into a joint. “To get away from these girls that was chasing him, he ducked into the bathroom and I followed him in there. I was like, ‘What’s crackin’, my brother from another mother?’”
At that very moment—as if on cue—the San Luis Obispo-born Efron himself emerges from Wayne’s den. I’ll later learn that the 20-year-old brunette heartthrob is crashing in Wayne’s guest room while the two work on their High School Musical songs together, but for now it’s like seeing a polar bear in the middle of the Brazilian rain forest.
“What’s up, my nigga?” Efron says, giving Wayne a pound, a hug, and then, to my astonishment, a full-on kiss, reminiscent of the one Wayne famously gave his surrogate father Baby last year. (Obviously, Efron is going to have to work harder to squelch rumors surrounding his sexual orientation.)
So they meet in a San Francisco toilet, are ‘close friends’ and lay full on lip to lip kisses on one another….and Zac protests when people ‘accuse’ him of being gay.
Gee, I can’t figure out why they’d think that? Zac & Wayne, you are in show biz. If there is one industry where it’s probably more beneficial to be into man-meat, its showbiz. Just ‘fess up. No man on earth kisses his friends on the lips. Not even the most ’secure’ (read: closet gay) metroEurosexual man kisses his man friends on the lips.
If you do the Italian/Spanish double kiss on the cheek, that’s a little pretentious but acceptable if your friends know you are that type of dude. Kissing your man friends on the lips is gay. Stop lying to yourself and your public. You both will feel better about yourselves once you just admit it.
*the next dickface who calls it ‘the OC weekly’ or for that matter calls Orange County ‘The OC’ is getting punched in the balls. No one in Los Angeles calls Orange County ‘The OC’
Only dumb fuck clueless fuck faces from the East Coast call it ‘The OC’
Just saying.
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