Star of Zoey 101 and sister of professional trainwreck, Britney Spears, is pregnant. Oh, did I mention that she’s only 16? Yeah, she’s only 16. The AP reports:
“It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected,” she said. “I was in complete and total shock and so was he.”
That is no shock. There is no magic that happens when you have unprotected sex or have a condom break when you aren’t on the pill. Here is a quick lesson, dunce. When a wang enters your vagay and leaves some liquid behind, you get preggers. That’s what those things called ‘condoms’ are there to prevent. Oh that and HIV. Weird, right?
What message does she want to send to other teens about premarital sex? “I definitely don’t think it’s something you should do; it’s better to wait,” she told the magazine. “But I can’t be judgmental because it’s a position I put myself in.”
Uhhh…time for you to keep your mouth shut on that subject, no?
Lynne Spears, already grandmother to Britney’s young sons, told the magazine: “I didn’t believe it because Jamie Lynn’s always been so conscientious. She’s never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby.”
She said her actress daughter, the telegenic heroine of her popular Nickelodeon series, has known Aldridge for years and began dating him in high school.
But in a recent interview with The Associated Press, Spears said she had no steady boyfriend. “I kind of just keep my options open,” she said. “I have a bunch of friends that I always hang out with, a bunch of guy friends.” She declined to talk about her older sister.
Yeah she sounds really responsible. Sounds like the morons you hear on the news talking about their psycho neighbor who just hacked up 90 people ‘being so normal and straight shootin’, people will always shock you with their stupidity.
Oh and at least you had the kid with someone you were serious with. Not someone who you occasionally fuck while ‘keeping your options open’ oh wait…
I’m sure Grandma Spears is proud of her daughters keeping the good name of bastard children alive. I’m sure she’s even happier she didn’t get her daughter on the pill at the very least since she clearly had no interest in using any other contraceptives.
To think, people used to think she was the ‘normal’ Spears girl.
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