I don’t know what it is about sex addiction that is wrong, but if girls that look like Lindsay Lohan are walking around with insatiable lusts for man meat, I don’t wanna be right. NOTW reports:
“Lindsay’s definitely a nymphomaniac. She’s wild in bed. We’d have sex a couple of times in the day and then go to it through the night.
“We once did it four times in a row straight. That was crazy. Lindsay was insatiable. She’d demand sex again and again. We’d go at it for hours. She’d have worn out most guys.”
OK, Lothario, I like how he adds that he was so up for it but most dudes wouldn’t be. Then why did she dump you, noodle dick? Yeah thought so.
He goes on to explain how she nearly died of an OD and realized that she had a substance abuse problem:
“She was in a London hotel and had been out partying all night and taking drugs. Back in her room she downed a load of Xanax anti-depressants and alcohol to mellow her out. She started running a bath, climbed in and before she knew it she’d passed out.
“As the bath overflowed she was totally unconscious and it was only because her assistant ran in and saved her that she didn’t drown. Lindsay said that was a terrifying wake-up call and showed her just how close she was to losing her life through drugs.”
Uhhh..of course this had to have been BEFORE she was arrested twice on DUI charges and had cocaine on her person at the last arrest. So I kinda doubt it was as huge a wake up call as she would like you to believe.
There is a bunch more in the article but since I’m not Perez Hilton I’m not going to cut and paste someone’s entire article and deprive them of well deserved page views (unless is the NY Post who are asshole thieves)
Exit question: How many guys, not named Manny, are going to make feeble pick up attempts to try to bed her now that there is some evidence that she may be cock mad?
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