That’s all for now, folks. I am off to read Alex Proyas’ new film starring Nic Cage. I am pumped about it.
I LOVE The Crow and LOVE LOVE LOVE Dark City so I’m hoping it holds up.
I’ll let ya know what I think of it. 
Archive for January, 2008
I’m not sure who wrote this shit, but it’s a bad attempt to co-opt the Tim & Eric ‘thing’ and make it their own.
If the brilliance that was Tim & Eric didn’t exist, this might be more amusing. However, in this world where, thankfully, T & E exist, this is just a bad take on one of the most brilliant shows on TV.
I can’t totally blame Mischa though even though she is the only person with an actual career in this video since I’m told she had nothing to do with it’s writing; but still.
That being said, I would still totally bang Mischa Barton.
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7 years ago, this story would have given me priapism; now…not so much.
Paris Hilton apparently met up with her former co-star, Elisha Cuthbert, in NYC and had a torrid makeout session. US Mag reports:
Paris Hilton and actress Elisha Cuthbert were “all over each other and making out” at New York’s Tenjune club Tuesday night, a source tells Usmagazine.com.
“Who knew?” says the source of the unlikely pairing.
Hilton, 26, and Cuthbert, 25 (who costarred in 2005’s House of Wax), didn’t arrive at Tenjune together. Hilton was there for a birthday party and was seen dancing on banquets. “It’s Paris,” says the source. “She loves putting on a show.”
I would really love to have a raging boner right now, but all I can think about is herpes and a bad haircut that a 5 year old boy would be embarrassed of. (seriously, Cuthbert…grow that fucking mane out again god dammit!)
That being said, I am SO still spanking myself stupid to this.
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Apparently the stage in Boston couldn’t handle the powerfulness of the girls power on display.
After a pyro/paper display, the backing track speakers went out and there was no longer any volume.
The girls soldiered on and made the most of it and judging by the screams of the fans no one new any better except the extraordinarily effeminate man who video taped this clip:
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Seriously, what in the fuck are these people still cheering about? You just got fucked outta 2 minutes of concert and got 100% proof that they sing to a backing track. WEAK
Britney Spears is being committed to the loonie bin aka psych ward after attempting suicide. Shocker. The LA Times reports:
Los Angeles Police officers physically removed pop star Britney Spears from her home early today, placing the troubled celebrity on a “mental health evaluation hold,” authorites said.
More than a dozen motorcycle officers and a Los Angeles Fire Department ambulance swept through the front gates of Spears hilltop Studio City residence shortly before 1 a.m., as a police helicopter hovered overheard. At 1:08 a.m., officers inside the home radioed to commanders that “the package is on the way out.”
Spears was rushed from a side entrance of her home into an ambulance. As she was driven down Coldwater Canyon Boulevard, her vehicle was escorted by more than a dozen motorcycle officers, two cruisers and two police helicopters. Her final destination was the UCLA Medical Center, authorities said.
Seriously, she basically has cops at her house every day. It’s pretty safe to say at this point that this had to happen.
It’s really get less funny every day. She is just a sad, pathetic husk of a human being who really needs a massive amount of drugs/therapy/suicide to un-fuck herself in the worst way.
I can’t wait til her kids are thieves and brigands.
Britney: Put the barrel in your mouth, and squeeze the fucking trigger, baby doll. Time to ease the harsh pain of living, doll face.
This officially might be the biggest moron on the face of the planet. I guess that ‘library’ building they drive by everyday doesn’t offer this kind of service.
Dave Coulier who is best known from his ‘amazing’ turn on the hardcore smut fest Full House and finding any excuse to get on any TV show that will have him to do his fucking Popeye impression, has now launched a new video/internet tv website: Cleanguys.tv
Yes, as you may have guessed it is a website that essentially cuts all the funny shit out of comedy in favor of G-rated humor that a 5 year old would find a bit too fluffy for their tastes.
Seriously, Dave? We already have godtube.com if we want mind numbing Mickey Mouse shit to kill off the brain cells that survived the whiskey bath we gave them the night before after snorting a Tony Montana size mound of cocaine before beating our wife with a ‘wicked heart’ into loving us…or something totall