04
Jan
08

Eduardo Cruz sucks and rules simultaneously somehow

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Eduardo Cruz, AKA the brother of mega-hottie Penelope Cruz, writes pop rock songs that make Avril Lavigne seem super edgy by comparison.

His obvious musical shortcomings failings aside, the move to put his sister in his video half naked and sharing a lesbionic kiss with another hottie, Mia Maestro, immediately makes this the music video of the year.

Unless someone ups the ante and has Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel having a torrid, hardcore 3 way with some lucky son of a bitch on film for their music video, I don’t see how Eduardo can lose.

See the shitty video below. It does pass ‘the mute test’ though if you are a straight dude.

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