Since there is literally jack shit interesting going on, I figured I’d write a quick bulk update of Britney Spears’ ongoing troubles.
1) She tested clean of booze and alcohol which means she is just naturally maniacal.
2) her family claim she has a psych disorder that makes her goofy. I believe if was her Aunt Master of the Obvious.
3) She was released from the hospital but she didn’t hear about the little matter of her losing her kids completely for now.
4) She is now in the desert with that skeevy looking paparazzo who’s been nailing her.
5) Dr. Phil visited her and her family in the hospital and confirmed that she is bat shit crazy. No word on whether he admits to being a supreme douche.
That is the rundown of what is going on in Britney Land.
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