14
Jan
08

Jessica Biel’s bad lip job

Ugh! What has happened to my sweet princess?!?!? Pardon my while I pick up my latest restraining order…

I’m back. She OBVIOUSLY got lip injections and they look horrible. The hair and makeup (or lack thereof) aren’t doing her any wonders either.

I can only look one place to place blame: Justin Timberlake.

Britney Spears = haggard and bat shit crazy since dating him

Cameron Diaz = haggard and basically a C-list star at this point since dating him

Jessica Biel = once perfection incarnate getting lip jobs and looking considerably more haggard since beginning their relationship.

Jump ship now, Jess! He is a dream and looks killer. Look at the sad picture below. I hope she can recover for the sake of weeping boners everywhere.

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