26
Jan
08

heath ledger’s masseuse is a fucking retard

mary-kate-olsen-heath-ledger.jpgSo there have been stories about Heath Ledger’s masseuse calling Mary Kate Olsen, whom Ledger was allegedly banging off and on.

Well, new details revealed to the AP have shown that she was on the phone with MKO for 9 minutes…9 FUCKING minutes before actually calling 911

A day before a Friday private viewing for the 28-year-old actor, police said the masseuse spent nine minutes repeatedly ringing “Full House” actress Mary-Kate Olsen before calling authorities for help.
The masseuse called Olsen a fourth time after paramedics arrived — at the same time as Olsen’s security guards.

How fucking stupid do you have to be to call someone other than the ambulance/police when you see someone curled up in a ball nude passed out on the floor? She better hope against hope there isn’t some way to prove that he died while she was calling the fucking Olsen twins.

In other news, shock, various reports have been coming out that the masseuse could be facing jail time in New York because you have to have a license to practice massage therapy, which she didn’t have, and must be CPR certified which again, she didn’t have.

Sound like a real winner. A real real winner.

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