Dave Coulier who is best known from his ‘amazing’ turn on the hardcore smut fest Full House and finding any excuse to get on any TV show that will have him to do his fucking Popeye impression, has now launched a new video/internet tv website: Cleanguys.tv
Yes, as you may have guessed it is a website that essentially cuts all the funny shit out of comedy in favor of G-rated humor that a 5 year old would find a bit too fluffy for their tastes.
Seriously, Dave? We already have godtube.com if we want mind numbing Mickey Mouse shit to kill off the brain cells that survived the whiskey bath we gave them the night before after snorting a Tony Montana size mound of cocaine before beating our wife with a ‘wicked heart’ into loving us…or something totally hypothetical like that.
It’s LAME. There are a million ways you could have tried to resurrect your career. You were the subject of Alanis Morrisette’s You Oughtta Know which seemed to suggest that you 2 had a rather filthy sex life. Why not release a fuck tape of that? She isn’t hot and I’d have to give my eyes and acid bath and purification by fire if I saw you nude, but still, a celebrity fuck tape is a celebrity fuck tape. They are king makers.
Cut the shit already, fuck-o
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